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songofastark:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

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pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

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hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

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fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

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somefagonyourdash:

When you wave back at someone who was waving to the person behind you

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james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

HELP IM LOST AT IKEA

update: im trying to find an employee 

update: EMPLOYEE IS JUST AS LOST AS I AM

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

HELP IM LOST AT IKEA

update: im trying to find an employee 

update: EMPLOYEE IS JUST AS LOST AS I AM

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What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he was surrounded by a bunch of Twilight fans and then pushed to the front and asked him to sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire.

dobbyfredsirius:

drkarayua:

silent-renegade:

I strongly believe that man would actually start crying

Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.

and only one fuck was given that day

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isx:

for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you

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earthtochloe:

in the Doctor Who fandom we don’t say ‘i love you’ we say ‘see you around Professor River Song’ and i think that’s so traumatically beautiful that it riPS MY HEART INTO A TINY MILLION PIECES AND SCATTERS THEM ACROSS ALL TIME AND SPACE

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quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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